August 2012
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
davidsreality:
laughing-llama:
Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting
Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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eclipse is the most devastatingly beautiful yet heartbreaking book/movie of the whole series.
bella and jacob make my heart ache. i dont care if renesmee’s about to come into the picture or not
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So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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Netflix, you have fascinating suggestions.
aliveinabox:
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
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Hey Jude (deeper vocals) — Katy Perry
oh my...
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delphiniumsmiles replied to your post: totally locked myself in my garage tonight
You just have the most exciting life.
you dont have to tell me how exciting and cool my life is.
i spent my night last night watching little house on the prairie reruns
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totally locked myself in my garage tonight
kenziekinz09:
stinahawwk:
and the front door was locked.
so the garage is attached to the kitchen, and i had no phone, no shoes on or anything. so i tried to get in the house through the windows, but they were all locked.
and coreys in pennsylvania and hes the only other person that has a key to our house.
so i legit had to bust a hole in the door with a fire extinguisher.
yeah. i felt...
totally locked myself in my garage tonight
and the front door was locked.
so the garage is attached to the kitchen, and i had no phone, no shoes on or anything. so i tried to get in the house through the windows, but they were all locked.
and coreys in pennsylvania and hes the only other person that has a key to our house.
so i legit had to bust a hole in the door with a fire extinguisher.
yeah. i felt like i was in some slasher movie...
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choirfreak8718:
stinahawwk:
choirfreak8718:
amuzed1:
choirfreak8718:
daughterofcoul:
I’m just saying, if Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined by this bizarre cheating scandal while Chris Brown continues to make money, we have failed as a society and everyone should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
#let’s remember that there is also a married man at fault who should have...
July 2012
dakejirk:
I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE PART OF CALL ME MAYBE THAT JUST KEEPS REPEATING “I MISSED YOU SO BAD” BECAUSE DIDNT SHE JUST MEET HIM BC THAT’S WHAT IT SAYS IN THE CHORUS IM DONE
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I need a hug, a lifetime supply of tylenol, and...
kenziekinz09:
I don’t know how to fix things. I don’t know if we’ll be able to fix things.
I’m terrified.
que??
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nightofamelody:
no matter how close i think i am with someone there’s always someone before me like i’m literally never someone’s first option
riddlemehiddleston:
cat-adores-loki:
anearlywitch:
Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing.
bruce wayne is batman
son of a bitch
windytierleader:
tumblr should inform you when someone you follow changes their username or picture or something because jesus tits i don’t even know who i follow anymore.
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Reblog if you want to receive terrible, yet...
the-superwholockian:
ask-brownie-hooves:
If you dont...
californiakatycat:
A: like kittens
B: like cotton candy
THEN GET THE F*** OUT!!!!
